Friday, April 27, 2007

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The Onion

High School Basketball Star Announces He Will Skip College, Go Straight To Embittered Alcoholism

CHICAGO-Continuing a recent trend among high school basketball stars, Farragut High School All-American point guard Jerrod Washburn announced he will skip college and go directly to embittered alcoholism, wallowing in the memory of his...

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